Flossed clean teeth

Dirty sense of humor

Anal controlling

Ear wax that clogs hearing aids

Cold feet that need a heating blanket

Tiny nostrils that don’t accept smell

Gas pockets that don’t fart

Knees that hate stairs

Dandruff that is stuck to my scalp

Flakes in eye brows

Wrists ache from overuse

Hammer toes

Sweaty feet

Eating away the shoe pads

Generously Thrifty

Comic

Lip Syncer

cousin

nephew

friend

uncle

husband

writer