At the Pasadena CPK
the abrupt waiter half smiled
as he took our orders
in the breezy outdoor setting
The furnace heat
of the afternoon
had burnt itself out.
The waiter’s brown hair
Swept across his forehead
Barely touching his silky skin.
His 1/4-smile was disconcerting
Including a voice lacking in melody.
The efficiency was cold.
When the pizza arrived with goat cheese
Which had not been asked for,
Janet said, “I hope he isn’t going to charge for it.”
Of course, he did but he responded,
“Oh. I’ll take care of it,”
With a mouth that drooped.
Since returning to eating out
My favorite aspect
Has been flirting and joking
With the waiter or waitress.
But with this gentleman
It would have gone over his head.